The GOATfather Tier: Herd Royalty Only

Tip Jar – Support the Old Goat!

This ain’t your average tip. This is legendary status. The kind of gesture that echoes across mountaintops, sends tremors through subreddits, and makes even the most jaded vape reviewer pause mid-rip and mutter, “Daaaamn.” When you drop a thousand bucks on the Old Goat, you’re not just throwing some spare change at a content creator—you’re officially joining the pantheon of vape gods, herded into immortality with thunderous applause and thick clouds trailing behind you.

You’ve earned your place at the head of the herd, hooves up on the table, coils glowing, RDA hissing like a storm about to break. Your support doesn’t just help keep the lights on—it powers the forge where truth is hammered out, one brutally honest review at a time. You’re buying freedom from corporate fluff, investing in raw, unfiltered, tell-it-like-it-is vape content that’s built on blood, sweat, and 26-gauge resistance wire.

Your R1000 is a tank of petrol in the Old Goat’s war rig, a pile of fresh wick and wire, a stack of unreleased gear waiting to be torn apart and judged. You’re the reason this crusty old billy can keep ramming into hype trains and dismantling them piece by piece. Every goat pun, every scathing takedown of a weak mod, every triumphant howl at a banger of a tank—that’s you. That’s YOUR impact.

So what do you get in return? No trinkets. No gimmicks. Just the eternal glory of being the GOATfather—the shadow behind the smoke, the unseen force in every no-BS review, the patron saint of high-ohm honesty. And maybe… just maybe… a bleat of gratitude whispered into the wind, as the clouds part and the herd salutes you.

You didn’t just tip.
You rewrote the herd’s history.

R1000 – The Cloud God Contribution

🔥 Thank you for keeping the coils burning! 🔥